Monday, May 2, 2011

Rule 5 Woodsterman Style ~ OR ~ Too Old


An elderly man really took care of his body.
He lifted weights and jogged six miles every day.
One morning he looked into the mirror, admiring his body,
and noticed that he was suntanned all over with the 
exception of his penis.
So he decided to do something about that.

He went to the beach, undressed completely and buried himself 
in the sand, except for his penis, 
which he left sticking out of the sand.
A bit later, two little old ladies came strolling along the beach, 
one using a cane to help her get along.
Upon seeing the thing sticking out of the sand,
the lady with the cane began to move the penis
around with her cane.
Remarking to the other little old lady, she said:
"There really is no justice in the world."

The other little old lady asked:

"What do you mean by that?"

The first little old lady replied:
 "Look at that. When I was 20, I was curious about it."
 "When I was 30, I enjoyed it."
 "When I was 40, I asked for it."
 "When I was 50, I paid for it."
 "When I was 60, I prayed for it."
 "When I was 70, I forgot about it."
"Now that I'm 80, the damned things are 
growing wild and I'm too old to squat."

18 comments:

Randy-g said...

Growing wild...LMFAO. You owe me a keyboard now for spewing coffee all over it!

Teresa said...

LMAO!! Freaking hilarious!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Randy, how many times do I have to tell you. No coffee until after your visit here.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Teresa, thank you Birthday Girl!

Christopher - Conservative Perspective said...

Make it two keyboards Odie,,,,,,

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Christopher, sorry about that. I'll have to post my warning a little higher I guess.

Supi said...

LMAO - You better make that 3 keyboards.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Supi, oops! Now I really have get that warning higher.

The Born Again American said...

Only you Odie could come up with that... BRILLIANT...

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Born Again, I hope you're right. I hate the thought of there being more than one of me.

Opus #6 said...

Odie, my virgin eyes must pretend not to understand this one at all.

The Conservative Lady said...

That's hysterical. I wonder if Obama is going to give out subsidies to grow them.

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stopsign said...

I'm in the (cough) age group listed above. And what it says is true.
Pssst! I'm planting a garden, Where do I get the seeds to plant these?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Opie, you'll understand it when you're a lot older.

USA_Admiral said...

Let's hope they are never too old to squat.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Lady, why that dirty comment thingy forgetting who I am ... the nerve. OK I'll work on that just for you.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Stopsign, seeds are everywhere. You only need to ask. Try wearing something sexy when you garden.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Admiral, not if you help.