Whoohoo - Must Be Fun Friday

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It's Libturd Thursday Twice Again

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It's Libturd Thursday Once Again

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Movie Day . . . .

STRESS MANAGEMENT!

This is unbelievable and will make you smile. In case you are having a rough day, here's a stress management technique that has been recommended in all the latest psychological journals. The funny thing is that it really does work and will make you smile.

1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream. 

2. Picture yourself with both your hands in the cool running water. 

3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air. 

4. No one knows your secret place.

5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the World. 

6. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity. 

7. The water is so clear you can make out the face of the Democrat you are holding underwater. 

See, it worked. 

You're smiling. 

You feel better already.

Thanks Hal 

Awww Monday ~ Woodsterman Style ~ 228 ~

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Is It Funday Already?

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Flight Attendant ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

A businessman in the first-class cabin decided to chat up the drop-dead, gorgeous flight attendant:  "What is your name?" 

Flight Attendant:  "Angela Benz, sir.” 

Businessman:  "Lovely name ... any relation to Mercedes-Benz?" 

Flight Attendant:  "Yes sir, very close." 

Businessman:  "How close?" 

Flight Attendant:  "Same price."

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Other Flying High Rule 5 ers:

The Other McCain 
Proof Positive

Guns and Bikinis

RULE 5 SITES
TOTUS

Adrienne's Corner

The Feral Irishman

Knuckledraggin My Life Away

Diogenes' Middle Finger

Ninety Miles From Tyranny

American Power

A Nod To The Gods  

Political Clown Parade

 The Last Tradition

The Right Way
Minuteman
daily timewaster

EBL (Evi L. Bloggerlady)
Bacon Time !!!!!!
The View From Lady Lake 
redpilljew   

Yellow, This Is Mujibar

We've  all talked to this guy ... At Last ... 

A Picture of  Him.

We've  all talked to this guy..At Last....A Picture of  Him.

 Mujibar was trying to get a job in   India . 

The Personnel Manager said,  

'Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one.  

Unless you pass it, you cannot qualify for this job.'  

Mujibar said, 'I am ready.' 

The manager said, 

'Make a sentence  using the words 

Yellow, Pink, and Green .' 

Mujibar said, 

'The telephone goes  green, green, 

And  I pink it up, and  say, 

Yellow,  this is Mujibar.' 

Mujibar now works at a call  centre. 

No doubt you have spoken to him. 

I  know I have.

Thanks David