I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so
I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing,
and I said, "Nothing."
The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?"
At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.
Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?
Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion:
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
But you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case.
Time for another beer. Then maybe a nap.
hell yes. This proves that men's deep thought process begins during the first beer. The true genius occurrs during the consumption of the second beer.
ReplyDeletemike alexander, you needed proof?
DeleteSo, what did you do to the one that kicked you in the nads?
ReplyDeleteAnon, married her so she wouldn't do it again. She wanted kids, and then I simply agreed with her.
DeleteI concur, I have worked in Labor and Delivery and have been kicked in the nuts a couple of times. I prefer to born those babies...
ReplyDeleteCederq, when Mom has the baby it don't hurt.
DeleteSpock nods.
ReplyDeleteedutcher, did he have balls?
DeleteThey were green.
Deleteedutcher, oh ............
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