Sunday, April 21, 2024

Funday ~ Baseball


At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside

And asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?"

"Yes, coach", replied the little boy. "

Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?"

The little boy nodded in the affirmative.

"So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn't argue,

curse the umpire or call him an asshole. Do you understand all that?"

Once more, the small boy nodded in agreement.

The coach continued, "And when I take you out of the game so that another boy gets a chance to play,

it's not a dumb-ass decision or that the coach is a shithead is it?"

"No, coach."

"Good", said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your grandmother.”


  1. Grandma wasn't raised in a convent.

  2. Heh. Along the lines of “that’s why your mom has fresh breath…”

  3. I don't know, I think grandma knows best.

    Now my grandmother never said a bad word but she surprised me one day. I was moping around and sad because a girl broke up with me. She said to me, "Just remember, the sun don't shine on the same dog's asshole all the time." It cheered me up because I never expected that to come from my grandmother.

    1. Edward, being married to a grandmother, nothing surprises me anymore.

  4. I love it!
    Hope you all have a blessed day. Be safe.


Put it here ... I can't wait to read it. I have the Captcha turned OFF but blogger insists it be there. You should be able to bypass it.

*** Moderation has been added due to Spam and a Commenter a little too caustic. I welcome comments, but talk of killing and racist (or even close to racist) are not welcome.