Saturday, January 16, 2021

Unionized Brothel ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style


(This is dedicated to edutcher. Yesterday the poor 

guy thought "BIG ONES" were boobs) 

A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. 

When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"

"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."

"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

"The house gets $60 and the girls get $40," she answered.

Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules."

The man asked, "And, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

"The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."

"That's more like it!" the union man said. He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive blue-eyed blonde.

"I'd like her," he said.

"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam.

Then she gestured to an 80 year old woman in the corner, “but Nancy here has 40 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next.”

NOW you know what's wrong with the seniority system in the House and Senate.

Thanks Jim

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  1. Replies
    1. Goetz von Berlichingen, I can vouch for all of them.

  2. I'd take on any of the amateurs over the pro's.

  3. I would specifically look for a non-union shop. I don't care for the split, and 60/40 is a very fair split, the house has to pay for the costs of maintaining the house, paying for incidentals and has to make a profit. I agree, unions and governments fuck every body but themselves.

    1. Cederq, I was in a union for thirty years. What a waste of time and money.

    2. I was to when I got out of the Army, got a job at GE building control rooms for Nuclear Power plants. My older sister worked at the same facility. I was assigned to a project that had a woman who was the project manager. The corporate political climate, she hated my sister and took it out on me. It got so bad I had to go to the shop steward and run it up to the union... lets say they did not do squat and said I was on my own. I demanded all my past dues I paid and then told them to fluck off and I have since been anti union and will not say nice things about them.

    3. Cederq, I hear you. We would vote one way and they would report the opposite. I didn't like them giving my money to the democrats either. The union protected the ones that should be fired and and left the rest on their own ... as you saw.

  4. Not to mention unions.

    PS What can I say? I'm an All-American guy. And being married to The Blonde makes Big Ones synonymous.


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