Thursday, January 7, 2021

Need something Light Hearted ~ It snowed last night...

 


It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snowmen instead.
8:22 - The transgender man, woman...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up.
8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - The TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.
By Noon it had all melted.
Moral:
There is no moral to this story. It is exactly what we have become..... all caused by Snowflakes.

Thanks Hal!

6 comments:

  1. Becoming an oldie but a goodie.

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    1. edutcher, I agree but I wanted a break from politics funny or not.

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  2. I think he should have made a cat, or a couple of cats actually.

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  3. That's your house, right? It's cold as fuck up there now right? and I'm in Florida and it's 74 and I'm friggin' shivering. Go figure, right?

    Joey Baggadonuts

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    1. Joey Baggadonuts, Yes it's mine from last year. 74 is hot here. We do see 90 once in awhile and we melt. My Step Mother lived in Arizona and I visit once a year in January and help out. I would be in a T-Shirt at 70 degrees and she and her neighbors would be down jackets. It's all relative.

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