Tuesday, May 19, 2020

Service Dog



Just left Walmart where a lady with a basket full of TP asked me what kind of dog I had. I said a GSD service dog. Very rudely she yells what type of service? I said he is a BLD. What's a BLD? She asked as she has her face in my dog's face allowing him to lick her......Now with a straight face I said "He is my butt licking dog. I can't find any toilet paper anywhere because of all you hoarding ass people, so he licks my ass clean...... The cashier lost it and walked away from the register.


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Paul, one of my readers and a friend on Facebook, asked me if I would place an ad for dental insurance on my blog. 
You can find Paul's ad on the sidebar to the left. 
So here's the debut for Smile 365


6 comments:

  1. You need to get out more.

    Screw Newsom.

    Figuratively, of course.

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  2. When you post the ads make sure they open in a new tab

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  3. edutcher, I say screw Newsom too, and I am out more.

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  4. Joe, I usually do, but I was in a hurry last night. I have the redesigned ad ready to go. The only thing slowing me down is explaining the situation to you.

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  5. Bwahahahahahahahaha. I linked this post to Happy Tuesday.

    Have a fabulous day, Odie. 😎

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Put it here ... I can't wait to read it. I have the Captcha turned OFF but blogger insists it be there. You should be able to bypass it.

*** Moderation has been added due to Spam and a Commenter a little too caustic. I welcome comments, but talk of killing and racist (or even close to racist) are not welcome.