Tuesday, May 19, 2020

Service Dog

Just left Walmart where a lady with a basket full of TP asked me what kind of dog I had. I said a GSD service dog. Very rudely she yells what type of service? I said he is a BLD. What's a BLD? She asked as she has her face in my dog's face allowing him to lick her......Now with a straight face I said "He is my butt licking dog. I can't find any toilet paper anywhere because of all you hoarding ass people, so he licks my ass clean...... The cashier lost it and walked away from the register.

Paul, one of my readers and a friend on Facebook, asked me if I would place an ad for dental insurance on my blog. 
You can find Paul's ad on the sidebar to the left. 
So here's the debut for Smile 365


edutcher said...

You need to get out more.

Screw Newsom.

Figuratively, of course.

Joe Jackson said...

When you post the ads make sure they open in a new tab

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, I say screw Newsom too, and I am out more.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Joe, I usually do, but I was in a hurry last night. I have the redesigned ad ready to go. The only thing slowing me down is explaining the situation to you.

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahahahaha. I linked this post to Happy Tuesday.

Have a fabulous day, Odie. 😎

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Thank You Sandee!