Tuesday, May 19, 2020

Service Dog



Just left Walmart where a lady with a basket full of TP asked me what kind of dog I had. I said a GSD service dog. Very rudely she yells what type of service? I said he is a BLD. What's a BLD? She asked as she has her face in my dog's face allowing him to lick her......Now with a straight face I said "He is my butt licking dog. I can't find any toilet paper anywhere because of all you hoarding ass people, so he licks my ass clean...... The cashier lost it and walked away from the register.


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Paul, one of my readers and a friend on Facebook, asked me if I would place an ad for dental insurance on my blog. 
You can find Paul's ad on the sidebar to the left. 
So here's the debut for Smile 365


6 comments:

edutcher said...

You need to get out more.

Screw Newsom.

Figuratively, of course.

Joe Jackson said...

When you post the ads make sure they open in a new tab

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, I say screw Newsom too, and I am out more.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Joe, I usually do, but I was in a hurry last night. I have the redesigned ad ready to go. The only thing slowing me down is explaining the situation to you.

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahahahaha. I linked this post to Happy Tuesday.

Have a fabulous day, Odie. 😎

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Thank You Sandee!