Friday, March 6, 2020

The Elevator











Thanks Sonia

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  1. That one reminds me of the story about two guys in a bar discussing their Martial Arts training who decide to demostrate their skills on a little guy drinking a beer and minding his own business. The first guy goes over to the little guy, kicks him in the head, knocks him off the stool onto the floor, then stands over him and shouts: "Karate, from Japan!"

    The little guy shakes it off and gets back on his stool and resumes drinking his beer.

    The second Martial Arts guy gets up, goes over to the little guy and delivers a crushing punch to him, knocks him off the stool onto the ground, then stands over him and shouts: "Savante from France!"

    The little guy gets up, shakes it off and leaves the bar.

    A few minutes later, while the two guys are laughing about what just happened, there is a loud WHANG! - WHANG! and they both wind up on on the floor seeing stars the little guy standing over them screaming: "Tire Iron from Sears!"

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  2. Similar story: A woman selling Avon farted on an elevator and sprayed a sample of pine scent air freshener before anyone else could enter. The elevator soon stopped. A Man gets on. He obviously notices the fragrance.

    The woman asks, "What does that smell like to you, sir?"

    He answered, "It smells like someone shit a Christmas tree."

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  4. Bwahahahahahahaha. Love it.

    Have a fabulous day and weekend, Odie. ♥

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  6. Curmudgeon, beware of shitting Christmas Trees the wrong end first.

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  7. Cederq, I think I'd tread lightly around here for a couple of days ... OUCH!

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  8. Cederq, and we're all happy you did ...... LOL.

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