Tuesday, March 3, 2020

Happy Super Ammo Tuesday Everyone

So I get this email at 7:30 last night, but the computer
is usually of by that time. I'm a morning person. 

Another ammo guy with an "Ammo/Democrat Game".

So I'm posting part of his letter to me here with tons
of links for playing. There is also a link to his site below.

OK Jack, You have the stage:

Hi Odie,

Jack writing from CheapAmmo.com... we used to be A1Ammo.com and somebody sent us a telegram letting us know nobody uses phone books anymore and "A1" Ammo was a lousy name. So, we changed it. :)

I'm writing in hopes I can seduce you into partnering up to help us promote a Super Tuesday special we're doing. Basically, every candidate that's left in the race gets an ammo caliber that's priced to move fast. Whichever candidate wins the most states Tuesday gets their caliber marked down even farther on Wednesday.

You're probably thinking - "Jack, you said 'partnership'. What's in this for me?" 

Well, for one - we're offering actual deals. Basically wholesale cost. We overbought for the holidays and Daddy needs to make payroll. So your readers have a shot to get in while the getting is good at a time when ammo is moving better than it has in the past two years.

Don't care about that?

Here's an idea of what we're talking about. These deals start Tuesday at noon (eastern):

Bernie Sanders
You knew we'd go with something Russian here. So, to celebrate the Vermont Senator's special form for democratic socialism, we’ll have Tula 7.62x39 ammo cases at $165.
Pete Buttigieg
In memoriam of his campaign and military service, we’re marking down Hornady Frontier 5.56 ammo to just $270 per case! 
Michael Bloomberg
22 Short would have been too easy for the guy dubbed Mini Mike by the current president. Instead, we went with the shortest caliber that's part of these Super Tuesday Super Specials: 9mm. Grab a 500 round case of Winchester 9mm for just $79.
Joe Biden
12 gauge shooters won’t have to go hungry this election season either. It's my understanding these rounds can be fired into the air in what is perhaps the most menacing tactical maneuver available to gun owners. To help defend what's your's - we’ve got Fiocchi 12 gauge buckshot at just $70 per case on Super Tuesday.
Elizabeth Warren
Oklahoma makes me think of the Wild West and then I get all teary eyed thinking about lever action rifles and how mad my wife was when I bought a Henry a couple years ago. While Beth Warren's roots may be controversial there's nothing that'll stir the pot about this last deal. Pick up Federal 30-30 soft point 20-round packs for just $12.50 per box.

How excited am I about these deals? So excited I spent 4 hours putting tiny people on tiny chairs, building a tiny debate stage and super-gluing 1.5" candidate figurines onto ammo cartridges just to take a picture (attached). Are you not entertained?

If you are interested - please shoot me an email back and I'll do what I can to help. In any case, thank you sincerely for your time. I know site owners get a crushing amount of email daily, most of which I imagine probably feature tiny figurines strapped to live ammo cartridges. Have a good one; I hope the coronavirus misses you!


  1. Better to have and not need than to need and not have.

  2. Should have offered arrows for Warren.

  3. I would have thought that Elizabeth Warren would have been 22TCM. An oddball that is almost as popular as 45 GAP.

  4. tsquared, we'll have to ask Jack about that one.


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