Sunday, May 26, 2019

Classroom Discussion

A teacher asked her class how many of them are Bernie Sanders fans.

Not really knowing what a Bernie Sanders fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different...again.

Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not a Bernie Sanders fan.'

The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you a Bernie Sanders fan?'

Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Conservative'

The teacher asked him why he's a Conservative.

Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Conservative and my Dad's a Conservative, so I'm a Conservative.'

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your Mom was a Moron and your Dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'

Little Johnny replied, 'A  Bernie Sanders fan.'

Thanks Jim


edutcher said...


Anita Davis said...

The president and our Beautiful First Lady are the first state guests of Emperor Naruhito in Japan.

Melania Trump looked absolutely Gorgeous, unlike the Former First Lady who spent so much time on Late Night TV Talk Shows doing her famous Jumping Jacks!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, that is a very niffty one.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Lady Vet, thank you for that timely report. "Trump" is spoken here.

Kid said...

Ho HO !

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Kid, He He He

Brig said...

Smart kid, knows where for he speaks...

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Brig, anyone that isn't a Bernie supporter has a leg up.