Saturday, April 13, 2019

Hey Neighbor ~ Cougar Edition ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

She's single ... she's built ... she's beautiful ... and she lives right across the street.

I can see her place from my kitchen window.  I watched as she got home from work this evening. 

I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway, and knocked on the door.

I opened the door, she looked at me and said, "Odie, I just got home, and I have this strong urge to have a good time, dance, get drunk, and have sex all weekend.  Are you doing anything?"

I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free!"

"Great!" she said. "Can you watch my dog?"

Being a senior citizen really sucks!!

Thank Jim

Other Neighborly Rule 5 ers:


  1. We never lose our fascination with nipples.

  2. well, you got to watch the dog, so the weekend wasn't a total loss.

    some days I'd rather hang out with dogs than people.

  3. Allen, let's not have any excuses about being stuck with the dog rather than that first beauty.

  4. watching the dog can lead to a good excuse to be in her house...

    remember, if her dog likes you, that means you must be good people, right? you're halfway there...

  5. LOL Allen, we're not good people. We're a couple of old lechers ... LOL.


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