Saturday, September 3, 2016

Saturday Blondes ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style



You know you are a blonde if you're pubic hair is a wild rabbit in the Outback. 
 
You know you are a blonde if you believe "Spread Eagle" is an extinct bird. 
 
You know you are a blonde if you think a G-string is part of a violin. 
 
You know you are a blonde if you think Anus is the Latin word for yearly. 
 
You know you are a blonde if you believe Testicles are found on an octopus. 
 
You know you are a blonde if you think an umbilical cord is part of a parachute. 
 
You know you are a blond if you believe a diaphragm is a drawing in geometry. 
 
You know you are a blond if you're think lesbian is a person from the Middle East. 
 
You know you are a blonde if you think Sodomy is a special kind of fast growing grass. 
 
You know you are a blonde if you believe Genitals are people of non-Jewish origins.
source: http://www.jokes4us.com/blondejokes/youknowyouareablondeifjoke.html
 



 

6 comments:

Put it here ... I can't wait to read it. I have the Captcha turned OFF but blogger insists it be there. You should be able to bypass it.

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