Saturday Blondes ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

You know you are a blonde if you're pubic hair is a wild rabbit in the Outback. 

 

You know you are a blonde if you believe "Spread Eagle" is an extinct bird. 

 

You know you are a blonde if you think a G-string is part of a violin. 

 

You know you are a blonde if you think Anus is the Latin word for yearly. 

 

You know you are a blonde if you believe Testicles are found on an octopus. 

 

You know you are a blonde if you think an umbilical cord is part of a parachute. 

 

You know you are a blond if you believe a diaphragm is a drawing in geometry. 

 

You know you are a blond if you're think lesbian is a person from the Middle East. 

 

You know you are a blonde if you think Sodomy is a special kind of fast growing grass. 

 

You know you are a blonde if you believe Genitals are people of non-Jewish origins.
source: http://www.jokes4us.com/blondejokes/youknowyouareablondeifjoke.html

 

 

Other Blond Loving Rule 5 ers:

The Other McCain 
Proof Positive

Randy's Roundtable

Guns and Bikinis

Maggie's Notebook 

RULE 5 SITES
TOTUS

In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Adrienne's Corner
The Feral Irishman
Knuckledraggin My Life Away
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo  
Angrymikes hood 
MissK's World...
American Power
GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD
A Nod To The Gods   
Subject to Change
Your Crazy Uncle Bubba
Political Clown Parade
 The Last Tradition
The Right Way