Friday, September 9, 2016

NO Speak English

A German woman married an 
American gentleman born in

Virginia and they lived happily 
ever after in his home town.

The poor lady was not very proficient 
in English, but did manage

To communicate with her husband. 
The real problem arose

Whenever she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher counter and wanted to buy

Chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request,

So, in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt

To show her thighs. Her butcher got the message and gave

Her the chicken legs.

Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't

Know how to say it, so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned

Her blouse to show the butcher her breasts.

The butcher understood again and gave her some chicken breasts.

On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages.

Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her

Husband to the store...

(Please scroll down.)

What were you Thinking?

Her husband speaks English....hellooo!

I worry about you Sometimes!

Thanks Dan 

Answer from yesterday ...



  1. No, she pulled it out.

    She just likes playing with it.


  2. LOL,
    have a little convidence in your readers....
    we are smart enough to know where the dang cat is.

  3. Shame on me too. My mind was in the gutter right along with most everyone else.

    Thanks for your birthday wish. He was HOT.

    Have a fabulous day Odie. ☺

  4. Brig, we do humor here. That was part of the joke, but I'll bet you knew that huh smarty.

  5. Sandee, Happy Birthday Woodsterman Style!


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