GOT MY CONCEALED CARRY PERMIT YESTERDAY
In the afternoon, I went over to the local Bass Pro Shop to
In the afternoon, I went over to the local Bass Pro Shop to
get a small 9mm handgun for home/personal protection.
When I was ready to pay for the pistol and ammo,
the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun
Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun
control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided,
I found out she was referring to how I should place my
credit card in the card reader!!!
As an intelligent senior citizen, I do not get flustered often.
As an intelligent senior citizen, I do not get flustered often.
But this time, it took me a while to get my pants back on.
The old Woodsterman has
The old Woodsterman has
been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. They need
to make their instructions to seniors a little more clear.
I still don't think I looked that bad!
I still don't think I looked that bad!
SIDE NOTE: When looking for photos, be very careful
at Google Images when looking for
"Naked Old Men".
You need to quit exposing yourself in public---your targeted fishing days are over buddy, if you get by drift!
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahahahahahaha. I can see this happening. I too think they should be more clear with their instructions.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day. ☺
She just wanted to get a rise out of you.
ReplyDeleteGood one, Odie.
ReplyDeleteRon, do you mean dangling "worms" no longer works?
ReplyDeleteSandee, that's what I thought.
ReplyDeleteedutcher, Shhh, she did.
ReplyDeleteAdrienne, you peeked.
ReplyDeleteAlso, be careful Googling Dicks, make sure you include Sporting Goods (I just go with Sports Authority to be on the safe side)...
ReplyDeleteRace, another surprised victim heard from I see.
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