Saturday, October 31, 2015

Mensa Convention ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

 There was a Mensa convention in San Francisco.  Mensa, as you know,
is a national organization for people who have an IQ of 140 or higher.
Several of the Mensa members went out for lunch at a local café.
Just their luck, they had a dumb blond for a waitress.  After they gave
her their order, one of them discovered that their salt shaker contained
pepper, and their pepper shaker was full of salt.  It concerned them,
and wondered how could they swap the contents of the two bottles
without spilling any, and using only the implements at hand?  Clearly
-- this was a job for Mensa minds.

The group debated the problem and presented ideas and finally, came
up with a brilliant solution involving a napkin, a straw, and an empty
saucer.  They called the waitress over, ready to dazzle her with their
solution. "Ma'am," they said, "we couldn't help but notice that the pepper
shaker contains salt and visa versa."

But before they could finish, the beautiful dumb blond waitress interrupted.
"Oh -- sorry about that."  She leaned over the table, unscrewed the caps of
both bottles and switched them.  There was dead silence at the Mensa table.

Reminds me of our government. Solutions would be so simple, but the
brilliant minds in government have to make every situation difficult...

Let's finally high 5 the blondes!!!!!

Thank You Brighid (LINK)

Other Blonde Waitress Loving Rule 5 ers:


  1. Reminds of the guy who got a flat tire on the road outside a mental institution. Somehow all the lugs broke off and flew off into the weeds. He was very upset and wondered how to fix the situation.

    A guy hanging out the window of the mental institution asked him what was wrong. He told him he had no lug nuts for the spare tire.

    The guy called back and said, "Why don't you take one lug nut from each of the other tires? That will at least get you to the next service station."

    The man was so surprised and said, "That's pretty clever. How come you're locked up in a mental institution."

    The guy shouted back, "I may be crazy, but I'm not stupid."

    I've met some pretty stupid Mensa types, and some damn smart waitresses.

    Happy Halloween, Odie.

  2. Bwahahahahahahahahaha. That's one smart blonde.

    Have a fabulous day Odie. ☺

  3. Adrienne, when I was in Jr High, about the 8th grade, I had a math teacher that would end each class with a joke. Believe it or not that was one of them, and one I remember today. That had to be way back around 1959.


  4. Sandee, there are some out there alright.

  5. Life is only as complicated as you wish to make it.

  6. Donald, Thank you, must be Saturday huh.


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