Thursday, June 4, 2015

Road Trip . . . .

While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped
at a roadside restaurant for lunch.
After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, 
and resumed their trip.
When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly
left her glasses on the table, and she didn't
miss them until they had been driving for
about forty minutes.

By then, to add to the aggravation, they
had to travel quite a distance before they 
could find a place to turn around,
in order to return to the restaurant to
retrieve her glasses.

All the way back, the elderly husband
became the classic grouchy old man. He fussed 

and complained, and scolded
his wife relentlessly during the entire return drive. 

The more he chided her,
the more agitated he became. He just wouldn't let 

up for a single minute.

To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant.
As the woman got out of the car, and hurried inside 

to retrieve her glasses, the old geezer yelled to her,

While you're in there, you might as well
get my hat and the
credit card.
Thanks Hal


  1. I call that sharing. He is to be admired.

  2. Bless his heart and you know what bless his heart means.

    Have a fabulous day Odie. ☺

  3. I am headed down hill in that direction.

  4. Race, it would be hard for me to remember the hat and credit card at that point.

  5. LL, dude, there is no other direction.

  6. This is why you always pay cash.

  7. What can one say---an ole coot never likes to admit to short-comings Only women make mistakes---after all your years Odie you above all people should know this!


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