A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight
from London. After the plane was airborne,
drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey,
which was promptly brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would
The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would
like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be
savagely raped by a dozen whores
than let liquor touch my lips."
The Irishman then handed his drink back to the
The Irishman then handed his drink back to the
attendant and said, "Me, too,
I didn't know we had a choice."
Thanks Hal
There you go again, Odie. Bashing Irishmen. Keep it up.
ReplyDeleteQuestion: why did the Irishman cut off all of his toes?
Answer: so he could get closer to the bar.
Bwahahahahahaha. Good one.
ReplyDeleteHave a terrific day Odie. ☺
How did you know I was mormon? Have a great day buddy!
ReplyDeleteLOL! Ya made my Friday!
ReplyDeleteFredd, there you go again.
ReplyDeleteSandee, thank you.
ReplyDeleteRon, keep those whores warm.
ReplyDeleteBrighid, that's my job My Lady.
ReplyDeleteI'm tired of us Irish always being portrayed as drunks and belligerent, and I'll punch the next guy who says we are!
ReplyDeleteMy sister lives in Salt Lake and they're really not that nasty about it.
ReplyDeleteBYOB is the rule, you just have to put it in a paper bag.
Proof said...
I'm tired of us Irish always being portrayed as drunks and belligerent, and I'll punch the next guy who says we are!
Ah, it's just to ward off the damp chill comin' off the Irish Sea, doncha know.
Proof, hang tough dude.
ReplyDeleteedutcher, Utah is one of the only states you get to pay for your booze twice.
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