God visited a woman and told her she must give
up smoking, drinking and
sex if she wanted to get into heaven.
The woman said she would try her best.
sex if she wanted to get into heaven.
The woman said she would try her best.
God visited the woman a week later
to see how she was getting on.
"Not bad" said the woman, "I've given up
"Not bad" said the woman, "I've given up
smoking and drinking but then I
bent over to get some stuff out of the freezer and my boyfriend
caught sight of my long slender legs, he pulled up my skirt,
pulled my panties to one side and made
bent over to get some stuff out of the freezer and my boyfriend
caught sight of my long slender legs, he pulled up my skirt,
pulled my panties to one side and made
love to me right then and there."
They don't like that in heaven, said God.
The woman replied: "They're not too
They don't like that in heaven, said God.
The woman replied: "They're not too
happy about it in Costco either!
Other Heavenly Rule 5 ers:
In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Adrienne's Corner
The Feral Irishman
Knuckledraggin My Life Away
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo
Angrymikes hood
MissK's World...
American Power
GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD
A Nod To The Gods
Act Well Your Part
Subject to Change
Your Crazy Uncle Bubba
Political Clown Parade
The Last Tradition
Average Bubba
Adrienne's Corner
The Feral Irishman
Knuckledraggin My Life Away
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo
Angrymikes hood
MissK's World...
American Power
GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD
A Nod To The Gods
Act Well Your Part
Subject to Change
Your Crazy Uncle Bubba
Political Clown Parade
The Last Tradition
Average Bubba
When are you going to do a Rule 5 spread perhas titled "Women in Politics"?
ReplyDeleteThe centefold of course would be Hillary, with Hillary playfully hiking up one leg of her pant suit to show some tantalizing cankle.
Then of course Michelle Obama would grace the spread with her lean and mean haunches.
Maybe for a pretty face, Rosa DeLauro might be a good pick. Or Debbie Wasserman Schultz - even better.
I've always like public displays of affection, but.........
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahahahahaha. Loved the joke Odie.
ReplyDeleteI'm now stuck on what Fredd said. What a horrible visual. I hope I can get it out of my head soon.
Have a fabulous weekend. :)
Fredd, oh great, another ideas man. I've done several conservative women's rule 5, but what you're proposing would get this blog a XXXX rating.
ReplyDeleteRon, coming to a Costco near you.
ReplyDeleteSandee, Brain bleach is on aisle 5.
ReplyDeleteI'd always heard you could get some pretty good samples at Costco, but I may have to re-up!
ReplyDeleteProof, great place to get laid too.
ReplyDeleteNice.
ReplyDeleteI plum forgot about sending that last pic with the story... geez!
ReplyDeleteedutcher, thanks.
ReplyDeleteBrighid, you didn't.
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