Chicago Church

When I heard Al Sharpton was guest preacher at a black 

Chicago Church, I decided to check him out in person 

and see what it was all about.

I sat down and Sharpton came up to me, I don't know why, 

maybe it was because I was the only 

white person in the Church.

He laid his hands on my hand and said: "By the will of 

Jesus the Lord All Mighty, and the will of God, you will

walk today."     

I told him I was not paralyzed. Then Jesse Jackson came

by and repeated the same thing.  Again I told him there 

is nothing wrong with me.     

After the sermon I stepped outside and lo and behold, 

my car had been stolen ! ! !