As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the
fact
that Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and
government fees
will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for
these increases, our
prices would have to increase by about 10%
But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the
But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the
dismal state of
the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our
employees instead.
This has really been bothering me, since I
believe we are family here and I
didn't know how to choose who
would have to go.
So, this is what I did.
I walked through our parking lots and found sixty 'Obama' bumper
I walked through our parking lots and found sixty 'Obama' bumper
stickers on
our employees' cars and have decided these folks will
be the ones to let
go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach
this problem.
They voted for change, I gave it to them.
I will see the rest of you at the Annual Company Picnic.
Happy Tax Day!
Oh, yes - that's solution is just perfect, Odie - we would benefit with that system in place over here - just let the people go who support any of our three main political parties.
ReplyDeletePoetic justice!
Randy, I believe it's called Just Deserts.
ReplyDeleteSpidey, your situation is even goofier over there.
ReplyDeleteEveryone in San Francisco would be laid off. Well almost everyone. Way cool.
ReplyDeleteHave a terrific day. :)
It's about time! Now that's change you can really believe in! Smart CEO.
ReplyDeleteAnd now we know why HE's the BOSS. Nothing like using some common sense to solve a problem.
ReplyDeleteSmart Boss alright...love it Odie!
ReplyDeleteSandee, what a great place to start.
ReplyDeleteRon, we conservatives are all about common sense.
ReplyDeleteLady, a twilight zone moment. Didn't I just write that?
ReplyDeleteNomie, the smartest!
ReplyDeleteYou have a cruel streak, sir.
ReplyDeleteI do admire that.
All I can say to Obamabots:
ReplyDeleteByeee!
If that happened where I work (at a lower education institution) there wouldn't be anyone working there anymore...maybe that would be a good thing!
ReplyDeleteedutcher, I work on it every day!
ReplyDeleteOpie, We hope so huh.
ReplyDeleteVelcro ... THE BEST!
ReplyDeleteIf only.
ReplyDeleteYes Sir Admiral!
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