Wednesday, December 7, 2011

The Engineer's Frog

An engineer was crossing a road one day, 
when a frog called out to him and
said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over,
picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. 
The frog spoke up again and
said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn back into a beautiful princess and stay
with you for one week." The engineer took the frog out of his pocket,
smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If
you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for one
week and do anything you want." Again, the engineer took the frog out,
smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked,
"What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess and that I'll
stay with you for one week and do anything you want. 
Why won't you kiss
me?" The engineer said, "Look, I'm an engineer. 
I don't have time for a
girlfriend, but a talking frog - now that's cool." ****
I'm a member at Worth1000.com, maybe I should go back
there and see what's up.

This story was left here two days ago by our friend
Nominedeus (hat/tip) in my comments.
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19 comments:

  1. BrookeDecember 7, 2011 at 7:29 AM

    Marylin MonFrog?

    Heh.

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  2. Woodsterman (Odie)December 7, 2011 at 7:39 AM

    Brooke, sexy huh.

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  3. Opus #6December 7, 2011 at 9:26 AM

    This story is too close to the truth about engineers.

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  4. Woodsterman (Odie)December 7, 2011 at 9:44 AM

    Opie, how many frogs can you fit into a pocket protector?

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  5. Ron RussellDecember 7, 2011 at 11:25 AM

    At this point in my life I would pocket the frog. There was a time, however!!!!!!

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  6. LLDecember 7, 2011 at 12:09 PM

    Nerds -- gotta love them.

    (Check out my response to your response to my last blog entry)

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  7. stopsignDecember 7, 2011 at 12:23 PM

    He will regret that decision later .

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  8. WomanHonorThyselfDecember 7, 2011 at 12:36 PM

    Ribbittttttttttttttttt~!

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  9. nominedeusDecember 7, 2011 at 2:14 PM

    ;-) cheers Odie!, love the pics!

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  10. Woodsterman (Odie)December 8, 2011 at 6:50 AM

    Ron, you're never too old for frogs.

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  11. Woodsterman (Odie)December 8, 2011 at 6:51 AM

    LL, keep that to yourself. I'll be over shortly. I was over last night with the iPhone, but this much easier.

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  12. Woodsterman (Odie)December 8, 2011 at 6:52 AM

    Stopsign, yeah, frog poop in the pocket protector.

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  13. Woodsterman (Odie)December 8, 2011 at 6:53 AM

    WHT, are you one too?

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  14. Woodsterman (Odie)December 8, 2011 at 6:54 AM

    nominedeus, We notice greatness here at Woodsterman.

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  15. USA_AdmiralDecember 9, 2011 at 4:51 AM

    Work around them long enough and they begin rub off on you.

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  16. Woodsterman (Odie)December 9, 2011 at 6:22 AM

    Admiral, sounds like you need to dust off your pocket protector.

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  17. Amusing BunniDecember 11, 2011 at 5:56 PM

    That nerdy guy would rather have a talking frog? At least you found one with silicone, Odie.

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  18. The Conservative LadyDecember 11, 2011 at 7:49 PM

    I worked with engineers for many years and this sounds just about right.

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  19. The Conservative LadyDecember 11, 2011 at 7:50 PM

    P.S. Don't get me wrong...I love engineers. As a matter of fact, I married one. (Does that make me a frog?)

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