Here is an EXCELLENTLY written Police report,
the way they should be reported!!!!
SHOPLIFTER INJURED AT BEST BUY
Orville Smith, a store manager for Best Buy in Augusta,
SHOPLIFTER INJURED AT BEST BUY
Orville Smith, a store manager for Best Buy in Augusta,
Georgia, told police he observed a male customer, later
identified as Tyrone Jackson of Augusta, on surveillance
cameras putting a laptop computer under his jacket. When
confronted the man became irate, knocked down an
employee, drew a knife and ran for the door.
Outside on the sidewalk were four Marines collecting toys
Outside on the sidewalk were four Marines collecting toys
for the "Toys for Tots" program. Smith said the Marines
stopped the man, but he stabbed one of the Marines,
Cpl. Phillip Duggan, in the back; the injury did not appear
to be severe. After Police and an ambulance arrived at the
scene Cpl. Duggan was transported for treatment.
The subject was also transported to the local hospital with
The subject was also transported to the local hospital with
two broken arms, a broken ankle, a broken leg, several
missing teeth, possible broken ribs, multiple contusions,
assorted lacerations, a broken nose and a broken jaw...injuries
he sustained when he slipped and fell off of the curb after
stabbing the Marine.
Now THAT was a well written Police report
Now THAT was a well written Police report
Go Marines!
Thanks Dan !
Marines always know which curb to steer thieves toward....
ReplyDeleteHoo-RAH!!!
ReplyDeleteRandy, I do believe this thief just might go straight ... nah.
ReplyDeleteAdmiral, yes indeed Sir.
ReplyDeleteGeorgia curbs are dangerous.
ReplyDeleteYou don't mess with Marines.
ReplyDeleteSupi, proven dangerous one more time.
ReplyDeleteTrestin, they'll curb you.
ReplyDeleteTyrone sounds as though he got very lucky if that was the extent of his "fall".
ReplyDeleteChristopher, You have a very good point.
ReplyDeleteboooyahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!...singin* Macho macho man..I want to be a macho man..lmbooooooooooo
ReplyDeleteYes! Those are the Marines that I know!
ReplyDeleteWHT, Let's see if we can harmonize, but couldn't you have picked a straight group.
ReplyDeleteEuripides, If you stab a Marine you're going to "get" the Marines.
ReplyDeleteI've several marines in my political ideologies class and they are not to be messed with.
ReplyDeleteWell, I can mess with them because they respect me and I outrank them.
"...injuries
ReplyDeletehe sustained when he slipped and fell off of the curb" LOL
Euripides, because you should a respect for them.
ReplyDeleteBanned, it can happen.
ReplyDeleteGood, that bum got what he deserved.
ReplyDeleteThe subject better learn to walk right and avoid falling in the future. Falling can be highly dangerous ya know. Great story, Odie!
ReplyDeleteBunni, you mean from the curb, right?
ReplyDeleteTeresa, curbs and uneven sidewalks can be quite dangerous.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite was the stairs. A lot easier to explain to your CO. Even if the perp lived on the first floor.
ReplyDeletesig94, Stairs work when ever they're tried.
ReplyDeleteMarines rule!
ReplyDeleteI should know. My cousin is one.
Watcher, then you must be right.
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