Thursday, April 21, 2011

I'm a Man and I Can Fix That ! #4

Desk overloaded? I can fix that!
 Car can't be ordered with the "Woody" option? I can fix that!
Exhaust pipe dragging? I can fix that!
Gotta feed the baby AND do the laundry? I can fix that!
Cables falling behind the desk? I can fix that!  THIS IS ACTUALLY A GREAT IDEA!! 
No skate park in town? I can fix that!
and - last but not least - - - -
Out of diapers?  I can fix that!

Thanks David .... That's all Folks !
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20 comments:

  1. Randy-gApril 21, 2011 at 3:17 AM

    I should never have given your e-mail addy to that damn girl friend...

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  2. The Born Again AmericanApril 21, 2011 at 3:35 AM

    Who among us has never peed in a cup...

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  3. Woodsterman (Odie)April 21, 2011 at 5:38 AM

    Randy, she would have got it on her own, I simply irresistible.

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  4. Woodsterman (Odie)April 21, 2011 at 5:38 AM

    Born Again, EXACTLY!

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  5. stopsignApril 21, 2011 at 9:10 AM

    I like the cable idea!
    Wish I'd known about that cup idea when my boy was a baby.

    BTW It looks like it's going to start raining here today~Thanks for the duct tape idea yesterday :)

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  6. USA_AdmiralApril 21, 2011 at 9:19 AM

    Wow. Those are ingenious.

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  7. Woodsterman (Odie)April 21, 2011 at 9:28 AM

    Stopsign, duct tape fixes everything. When I had snowmobiles we used it to fix cracked wind shields with it. We called it high speed tape then.

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  8. Woodsterman (Odie)April 21, 2011 at 9:28 AM

    Admiral, ain't they great!

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  9. innominatusApril 21, 2011 at 9:30 AM

    That woody Prius looks familiar... There's a hippie around here who has grafted two or three school buses, one of those back-of-the-pickup campers, and a lot of plywood into a giant rolling disaster. I bet they're related.

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  10. EuripidesApril 21, 2011 at 10:43 AM

    I've done 4 of these. Fortunately for the sake of propriety, sticking my baby's peepee in a cup is not one of them....

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  11. AnonymousApril 21, 2011 at 12:29 PM

    Alright, I'm doing the cable idea when I get home. Ingenious.

    And the first one? Tell me where you keep your Playboys...

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  12. Woodsterman (Odie)April 21, 2011 at 1:15 PM

    Inno, should I save my scraps for that guy?

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  13. Woodsterman (Odie)April 21, 2011 at 1:16 PM

    Euripides, so what you mean is you've never run out of diapers?

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  14. Woodsterman (Odie)April 21, 2011 at 1:19 PM

    Jake, that is a great idea alright. I don't keep all of my old playboys on one table. I don't have a table strong enough.

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  15. EuripidesApril 21, 2011 at 3:44 PM

    We kept cloth diapers around just in case we ran out of poop baggies. I'm pretty certain that this sort of solution to a lack of diapers would never have crossed my mind.

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  16. TeresaApril 21, 2011 at 6:51 PM

    LOL! Most of these are great ideas (minus the peepee in a cup one)! I especially love the wooden car one. But that does remind me of the movie, Three Men and a Baby.

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  17. Woodsterman (Odie)April 22, 2011 at 6:17 AM

    Euripides, Oh come on, you're a man and you can fix that!

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  18. Woodsterman (Odie)April 22, 2011 at 6:17 AM

    Teresa, the car or the baby?

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  19. Mr. AOWApril 7, 2012 at 6:19 AM

    I can't remember the last time I saw so many good uses for duct tape or a paper cup! LOL!

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  20. Woodsterman (Odie)April 7, 2012 at 7:03 AM

    Good stuff huh Mister!

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