Thursday, March 3, 2011

Went Through A "Stopsign" On The Way To WalMart? 2

Oh dear God! Please someone go explain to her what “cougar hunting” is. I think she is taking it way too literally.

Hearts, stars, and horseshoes, clovers, and blue moons, pots of gold, and rainbows,
and even red balloons!!!! Unfortunately these “Lucky Charms” aren’t magically delicious.

 Nothing runs like a Deere? You should have seen me haul ass when I saw her.
 Why wouldn’t you wanna show off that grade-A caboose
after all that toning you’ve put in with those ankle weights?
I didn’t know I could buy a table dance at Walmart too! They really do have everything now.

Our friend "Stopsign" was kind enough to send me these. Hat/Tip: STOPSIGN
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20 comments:

  1. stopsignMarch 3, 2011 at 6:09 AM

    lmao! I wonder if they will do a roll back on that "table dance" too? I'm thinking 50cent piece might be a little to much.

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  2. SupiMarch 3, 2011 at 6:20 AM

    I hope the cougar woman is the activities director at a senior center. She would definitely book trips to casinos.

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  3. AnonymousMarch 3, 2011 at 7:15 AM

    I wear my ankle weights in the bathroom. I really need to cut back on the fiber.

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  4. Woodsterman (Odie)March 3, 2011 at 7:18 AM

    Stopsign, rule number one: get a table strong enough then sweat the small stuff later.

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  5. Woodsterman (Odie)March 3, 2011 at 7:19 AM

    Supi, she's really dressed for a night out at Walmart.

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  6. Woodsterman (Odie)March 3, 2011 at 7:21 AM

    Nickie, we all need to exercise where and when we can.

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  7. TeresaMarch 3, 2011 at 7:24 AM

    Only a Walmart idiot would have a John Deere logo tattooed on her. Was she paid by John Deere to advertise?

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  8. WomanHonorThyselfMarch 3, 2011 at 7:37 AM

    *covering eyes* again!

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  9. Woodsterman (Odie)March 3, 2011 at 8:27 AM

    Teresa, I take exception to that. I have one tattooed on my ass.

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  10. Woodsterman (Odie)March 3, 2011 at 8:28 AM

    WHT, pass the brain bleach huh.

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  11. Randy-gMarch 3, 2011 at 8:39 AM

    Table dances are usually in the hardware section....

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  12. Christopher - Conservative PerspectiveMarch 3, 2011 at 8:49 AM

    Attention to Detail again----

    'Table Dancer' - To the left; $38 eye exams - Is she in need of one or is she the test?

    @ Randy-g,,,,Look to her right, the department says 'Women', so the caption is technically correct.

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  13. Amusing BunniMarch 3, 2011 at 9:37 AM

    You should sell eye bleach, Odie. They keep getting uglier by the minute.

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  14. Woodsterman (Odie)March 3, 2011 at 10:28 AM

    Randy, makes sense to me. That's where to guys are. We just have to go to the furniture section to get that table.

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  15. Woodsterman (Odie)March 3, 2011 at 10:30 AM

    Christopher, what a guy, what a guy!

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  16. Woodsterman (Odie)March 3, 2011 at 10:31 AM

    Bunni, how much do you need?

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  17. KeadsMarch 3, 2011 at 7:52 PM

    And that is why I don't go to the Mart! The humanity! Dear God!

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  18. bannedMarch 3, 2011 at 9:25 PM

    Do these ghastly people actively compete to get in photo stories like this? Have they got a Facebook page to organize their Wal-Mart t*rror*sm?

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  19. Woodsterman (Odie)March 4, 2011 at 6:27 AM

    But Keads, that's exactly why I go.

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  20. Woodsterman (Odie)March 4, 2011 at 6:28 AM

    Banned, what a great idea ... let's have a competition.

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