Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a
bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's
only $2,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Cadillac dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$90,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. I was just talking to Janie and
found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're
asking $980,000 for it."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They'll probably
take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it's what you really
want."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in
astonishment, mouths wide open.
He turns and asks, "Anyone know whose phone this is?"
Why did she stop there with the questions? She hadn't made it to a jewelry store yet
ReplyDeleteStopsign, she has to leave something for him to surprise her with.
ReplyDeleteI can see that happening.
ReplyDeleteSupi, we guys believe in helping out.
ReplyDeleteonly thing missing was her telling him the mother in law was moving in!
ReplyDeleteI guess I have a new house now....Heh.
ReplyDeleteEndo ... stay tuned!
ReplyDeleteRandy, I tried to keep your identity private.
ReplyDeleteLMAO! Boys will be boys,,,,,
ReplyDeleteGood one!
ReplyDeleteChristopher, wouldn't it be great to be a fly on the wall when the cell phone owner gets home.
ReplyDeleteLL, of course ....
ReplyDeleteaw man..I want the dude who bought it all..ha have a great weekend..what's left of it!:)
ReplyDeleteFunny stuff. Reminds me of an office that I once worked in, the building used to occupied by the Local Council and we had inherited their old phone number which dealt with faulty street lights.
ReplyDeleteWe only got a few calls per year but if the compainant was polite we would pass on the new number for street lights, however if they were rude and demandy we would respond in kind telling them to "get a life, and a torch".
LOL! She was on a roll! Great one, Odie.
ReplyDeleteAngel, you deserve him.
ReplyDeleteBanned, you didn't take their complaint like you would fix it and not show up?
ReplyDeleteTeresa, She sure was. The owner of that phone was going to have a GREAT evening ... that is until he finds out why.
ReplyDeleteOn reflection Woodie I think some of my colleagues may well have done that too!
ReplyDeleteGolfers: you just can't trust 'em. (Yes, barry, I'm looking at you)
ReplyDeleteBanned be proud!
ReplyDeleteInno, they're a breed unto themselves.
ReplyDeleteI hope that hubby doesn't have a heart attack.
ReplyDeleteBunni, not until the bill comes anyway.
ReplyDelete