Saturday, September 3, 2016

Saturday Blondes ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style



You know you are a blonde if you're pubic hair is a wild rabbit in the Outback. 
 
You know you are a blonde if you believe "Spread Eagle" is an extinct bird. 
 
You know you are a blonde if you think a G-string is part of a violin. 
 
You know you are a blonde if you think Anus is the Latin word for yearly. 
 
You know you are a blonde if you believe Testicles are found on an octopus. 
 
You know you are a blonde if you think an umbilical cord is part of a parachute. 
 
You know you are a blond if you believe a diaphragm is a drawing in geometry. 
 
You know you are a blond if you're think lesbian is a person from the Middle East. 
 
You know you are a blonde if you think Sodomy is a special kind of fast growing grass. 
 
You know you are a blonde if you believe Genitals are people of non-Jewish origins.
source: http://www.jokes4us.com/blondejokes/youknowyouareablondeifjoke.html
 



 

6 comments:

GOODSTUFF said...

nice photos - thanks

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

GOODSTUFF, you're very welcome.

Sandee said...

Loved all the one liners. So very true.

Have a fabulous Labor Day weekend Odie. ☺

edutcher said...

Some think a Sodomy is a person God destroyed a Lot of.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, we do honesty here ... LOL.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, and all this time I thought it was grass.