Saturday, July 2, 2016

The Mistress ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style



A wealthy Jewish husband and his wife were having 
dinner at an upscale restaurant when this absolutely 
stunning young woman comes over to
their table, gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, 
then says she'll see him later and walks away.

The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who the hell was that?"

"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."
"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. 
"I've had enough, I want a divorce!"

"I can understand that," replies her husband, 
"but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more 
shopping trips to Paris , no more
wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany , 
no more BMWs in the garage and no more yacht clubs. 
But the decision is yours."

Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant 
with a gorgeous babe on his arm.

"Who's that woman with George?" asks the wife.

"That's his mistress," says her husband.

"Ours is prettier," she replies.





Thanks Hal

Other Generous Rule 5 ers:
 

14 comments:

Fredd said...

What do you mean 'ours,' dear? The Bentley is ours. The 90 foot yacht is ours. And the mansion in St. Croix, that's ours.

The mistress is mine.

LL said...

Fredd X2

Sandee said...

Fredd X3. Bwahahahahahahahahahaha.

Have a fabulous day Odie. ☺

edutcher said...

I take it we're now thinking threesome.

Of course, if she thinks about it, the wife will realize the shopping trips to Paris, the wintering in Barbados, the summers in Tuscany, the BMWs in the garage, and the yacht clubs will all be part of the alimony and the property settlement.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Fredd, I think she's just showing her acceptance of the situation.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, Me X2.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, Me X3

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, things split down the middle are only "Half".

Brig said...

Proof that ol men are bigger dreamers than women will ever be...

GruntOfMonteCristo said...

As edutcher accurately points out, this conversation could only happen if men were really "in charge" the way feminists accuse us of being. Forget mistresses. I'd be happy to be "in charge" enough to buy a motorcycle or to get rid of the cat without legal action!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Brig, do I detect a little bitterness in your tone?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Grunt, sit down and do as you're told!

Brig said...

Odie, No bitterness a tall, actually I think it's funny.
Dad shuffles along bent over his walker, til he spies a pretty woman. Snaps to attention, shoulders back, steps lively, he's never given up... lol

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Brig, attention? Couldn't help it. You should see me try to suck my gut in ... not pretty. But wealth helps all of that.