Saturday, July 23, 2016

Blonde Rancher ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style



A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram." She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word "comfortable." Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?" The redhead replies, "She's a blonde so she reads slow: 'Come for ta bull.'"




Thanks Dan

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12 comments:

edutcher said...

The Blonde might laugh.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, you would know.

Sandee said...

Blonde rock. Loved the joke.

Have a fabulous day Odie. ☺

Bob Turner said...

Hillary is blonde and she wants us to be com for ta bull!

Euripides said...

If the blonde didn't understand, it would be noble.

Mike aka Proof said...

Or, she could have saved a buck and called her on her cell phone!

Brig said...

Dan is die lose an al...

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, Joke?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Bob, GO TRUMP!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Euripides, Ha Ha ... I get jokes!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Proof, this was an older blonde joke sent to me by carrier pigeon.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Brig, I must be slow this morning ????