Friday, October 16, 2015

Woodsterman Visits The Bass Pro Shop . . .


GOT MY CONCEALED CARRY PERMIT YESTERDAY

In the afternoon, I went over to the local Bass Pro Shop to 
get a small 9mm handgun for home/personal protection.
 
When I was ready to pay for the pistol and ammo, 
the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun 
control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed.





When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, 
I found out she was referring to how I should place my 
credit card in the card reader!!!
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As an intelligent senior citizen, I do not get flustered often. 
But this time, it took me a while to get my pants back on.

 The old Woodsterman has
been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. They need 
to make their instructions to seniors a little more clear.

I still don't think I looked that bad!


SIDE NOTE: When looking for photos, be very careful
                        at Google Images when looking for
                        "Naked Old Men". 

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10 comments:

  1. You need to quit exposing yourself in public---your targeted fishing days are over buddy, if you get by drift!

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  2. Bwahahahahahahahahaha. I can see this happening. I too think they should be more clear with their instructions.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺

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  3. She just wanted to get a rise out of you.

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  4. Ron, do you mean dangling "worms" no longer works?

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  5. Also, be careful Googling Dicks, make sure you include Sporting Goods (I just go with Sports Authority to be on the safe side)...

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  6. Race, another surprised victim heard from I see.

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