Wednesday, October 28, 2015

New Shop . . . .


Two businessmen in a new shopping mall.....
 were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new shop...
 As yet, the shop wasn't ready,
with only a few shelves set up.
 One said to the other,
"I bet any minute now some pensioner
is going to walk by,
put their face to the window,
and ask what we're selling."

No sooner were the words out of his mouth
when, sure enough, a curious old woman walked 
to the window,  had a peek, 
and in a soft voice asked,
"What are you selling here?"

One of the men replied sarcastically,
"We're selling ass-holes."

Without skipping a beat, the dear old woman said,
“Must be doing well... Only two left!."

Lesson: Don't mess around with old people!!

Thanks Hal 

8 comments:

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahahahaha. That's right, don't mess around with us old people.

Have a fabulous day Odie. ☺

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, you be knowin what I be sayin.

edutcher said...

There are little old ladies like that.

Still.

Ron Russell said...

Yea, they sale out quick---just a dime a dozen!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, yes and ain't it great.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, yes we are.

Brighid said...

Little ol ladies Rock!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Brighid, they sure do!