Mensa Convention ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

 There was a Mensa convention in San Francisco.  Mensa, as you know,
is a national organization for people who have an IQ of 140 or higher.
Several of the Mensa members went out for lunch at a local café.
Just their luck, they had a dumb blond for a waitress.  After they gave
her their order, one of them discovered that their salt shaker contained
pepper, and their pepper shaker was full of salt.  It concerned them,
and wondered how could they swap the contents of the two bottles
without spilling any, and using only the implements at hand?  Clearly
-- this was a job for Mensa minds.

The group debated the problem and presented ideas and finally, came
up with a brilliant solution involving a napkin, a straw, and an empty
saucer.  They called the waitress over, ready to dazzle her with their
solution. "Ma'am," they said, "we couldn't help but notice that the pepper
shaker contains salt and visa versa."

But before they could finish, the beautiful dumb blond waitress interrupted.
"Oh -- sorry about that."  She leaned over the table, unscrewed the caps of
both bottles and switched them.  There was dead silence at the Mensa table.

Reminds me of our government. Solutions would be so simple, but the
brilliant minds in government have to make every situation difficult...

Let's finally high 5 the blondes!!!!!

Thank You Brighid (LINK)

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