Saturday, June 20, 2015

Team Spirit ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

Q: How did the blonde die at the baseball game? 
A: She drowned during the wave. 
Q: What do you call a blonde at a golf course? 
A: The 19th hole. 
Q: How did the Blonde hockey team drown? 
A: Spring training. 
Q: What do blonde swimmers and the Bermuda triangle have in common? 
A: They both have swallowed a lot of semen. 
Q: Why did the blonde become a big hockey fan? 
A: Because every time they stopped the clock, she thought she stopped aging. 
Q: Did you hear about the blond skydiver? 
A: She missed the Earth! 
Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? 
A: The vegetable garden. 
Q: What do you call a tall blonde rebounder? 
A: A Golden Retriever. 
Q: Why did the blonde take a piece of rope onto the baseball diamond? 
A: She was the skipper! 
Q: What do you call a blonde golfer with an IQ of 125? 
A: a foursome. 
Q: How do blonde basketball players stay cool during a game? 

Thank You Hal!


LL said...

Those girls can all come over to my house to watch the "big game". (individually or in groups)

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahaha at LL. Little does he know that all these gals are at your house.

Have a fabulous weekend Odie. ☺

LL said...

All I ask is that the girls are willing to "take one for the team".

edutcher said...

I congratulate you on the fine work you do.

Must be next to impossible keeping your hand steady as you paint those team logos.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, TV next to the hot tub?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, I am so proud you think that of me.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, One?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, it was tough, but someone has to do it.

Proof said...

That reminds me. I have some painting to do this weekend!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Proof, I'm done until next Saturday.