Q: How did the blonde die at the baseball game?
A: She drowned during the wave.
Q: What do you call a blonde at a golf course?
A: The 19th hole.
Q: How did the Blonde hockey team drown?
A: Spring training.
Q: What do blonde swimmers and the Bermuda triangle have in common?
A: They both have swallowed a lot of semen.
Q: Why did the blonde become a big hockey fan?
A: Because every time they stopped the clock, she thought she stopped aging.
Q: Did you hear about the blond skydiver?
A: She missed the Earth!
Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?
A: The vegetable garden.
Q: What do you call a tall blonde rebounder?
A: A Golden Retriever.
Q: Why did the blonde take a piece of rope onto the baseball diamond?
A: She was the skipper!
Q: What do you call a blonde golfer with an IQ of 125?
A: a foursome.
Q: How do blonde basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans!
Thank You Hal!
Other Fan Rule 5 ers:
The Feral Irishman
Knuckledraggin My Life Away
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD
A Nod To The Gods
Act Well Your Part
Subject to Change
Your Crazy Uncle Bubba
Political Clown Parade
The Last Tradition