Sunday, June 21, 2015

Sunday Laffs

The other day I went over to a nearby CVS Pharmacy.

When I got there, I went straight to the back of the store to where the Pharmacists Counter is located.

I took out my little brown bottle along with a teaspoon and laid them both
onto the counter.

The pharmacist came over smiled and asked if he could help me.

I said, "Yes!  Could you please taste this for me?"

Being I'm a senior  citizen...I guess the Pharmacist just went along with

He picked up the spoon and put a tiny bit of the liquid on his tongue and
swilled it around.

Then with a stomach-churning look on his face he spit it out on the floor
and began coughing.

When he finally was finished, I looked him right in the eye asked, Now, does
that taste sweet to you?"

The pharmacist, shaking his head back and forth with a venomous look in his
eyes yelled, HELL  NO!!!"

So I said, "Oh thank God! That's a real relief!  My doctor told me to get a
pharmacist to test my urine for sugar!"

Well, I can never go back to that CVS, but I really don't care though, because; they aren't very friendly there anyway!!!

Please steal and post this ... I did.

Thanks Dan, Hal, and Dick.



A good laugh before exercise

LL said...

You're going to have to watch the new Bruce Jenner reality TV show for me. I don't want to see his rack.

The guy is mentally ill. It happens, but in this case, he just is.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

GOODSTUFF, EXERCISE???? Oh that's right, I'm about ready for my two mile walk myself.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, sorry but reality shows are against my religion.

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahaha on all of these. I linked this post to Silly Sunday.

Hubby laughed out loud with Bruce Jenner's Cat.

Hillary scared me half to death.

Have a fabulous day Odie. :)

stevebethere said...

LOL I think that photo of Hilary Clinton was funnier than the jokes LOL

Have a tanfastic week :-)

trailbee said...

Happy Father's Day, Odie. It's all good stuff and I'm laughing. Thank you.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, thank you very much.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Steve, it's a keeper alright.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Trailbee, I thank you three times for liking the post, wishing me a Happy Father's Day, And getting your husband to be one of my contributors.

edutcher said...

If you have a Mercedes, use the hood ornament as a sight and see if you can nail that da-glo green traffic cone in one pass.

PS Love the gag.

There's one like it about a nurse and apple juice.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, Mercedes? I'm a Chevy Pick-up man (and that's a man's pick-up with a long bed and standard cab. Not a pick-up the wife picks out with a sissy back seat.)

messymimi said...

Heeheehee! Great stuff!

cube said...

I got a good chuckle out of those except for the Hillary one which just creeped me out. Holy cow! Wait, there's nothing holy about her. Yikes!

BTW I didn't see the dog in the car either and I'm a heterosexual woman. I think that man had a good eye.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

messymimi, heeheehee ... Thank You!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Cube, Hillary is down right creepy. See we guys do get it right ... once in awhile.