So, I was walking through the mall and saw
that there was a "Muslim Book Store."
I was wondering what exactly was in a
Muslim bookstore so I went in.
As I was wandering around taking a look,
the clerk stopped me and asked if he could
I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele,
so I asked, “Do have a copy of the U.S.
Immigration Policy Book regarding Muslims?”
The clerk said, "Fuck off, get out and stay out!"
I said, "Yes, that's the one.
Do you have it in paperback?”