Wednesday, April 1, 2015

Cowboy Grandpa

A tough old cowboy from Montana counseled his granddaughter that if she
wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun
powder on her oatmeal every morning.

The granddaughter did this religiously until the age of 103, when she died.
She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great-grandchildren, 25
great-great-grandchildren, and a 40-foot hole where the crematorium used to be.
Thanks Hal

12 comments:

Randy-g said...

I love it!

cube said...

Ahh, good one.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Randy, changing your diet?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Cube, short and sweet.

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahaha. Bless her heart. Good one Odie.

Have a fabulous day. ☺

edutcher said...

And she went out with a bang, too!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, Sneezing is dangerous too.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, that's always best.

Ron Russell said...

Damn looks like they buried her near Winslow, Arizona beside Jack Palance!!!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, that's why you da man!

Proof said...

That's the Big Bang theory?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Proof, I think we're past theory.