Wednesday, April 1, 2015

Cowboy Grandpa

A tough old cowboy from Montana counseled his granddaughter that if she
wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun
powder on her oatmeal every morning.

The granddaughter did this religiously until the age of 103, when she died.
She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great-grandchildren, 25
great-great-grandchildren, and a 40-foot hole where the crematorium used to be.
Thanks Hal

12 comments:

  1. Bwahahahahahaha. Bless her heart. Good one Odie.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺

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  2. And she went out with a bang, too!

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  3. Damn looks like they buried her near Winslow, Arizona beside Jack Palance!!!

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