Wednesday, April 1, 2015

Cowboy Grandpa

A tough old cowboy from Montana counseled his granddaughter that if she
wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun
powder on her oatmeal every morning.

The granddaughter did this religiously until the age of 103, when she died.
She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great-grandchildren, 25
great-great-grandchildren, and a 40-foot hole where the crematorium used to be.
Thanks Hal

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Put it here ... I can't wait to read it. I have the Captcha turned OFF but blogger insists it be there. You should be able to bypass it.

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