Thursday, November 14, 2013

Next In Line Please ....


"Good morning. We want to apply for a marriage license."

 "Names?"

 "Tim and Jim Jones."

 "Jones?? Are you related?? I see a resemblance."

 "Yes, we're brothers."

 "Brothers?? You can't get married."

 "Why not?? Aren't you giving marriage licenses to same gender couples?"

 "Yes, thousands. But we haven't had any siblings. That's incest!"

 "Incest?" No, we are not gay."

 "Not gay?? Then why do you want to get married?"

 "For the financial benefits, of course. And we do love each other. Besides, we don't have any other prospects."

 "But we're issuing marriage licenses to gay and lesbian couples who've been denied equal protection under the law. If you are not gay, you can get married to a woman."

 "Wait a minute. A gay man has the same right to marry a woman as I have. But just because I'm straight doesn't mean I want to marry a woman. I want to marry Jim."

 "And I want to marry Tim, Are you going to discriminate against us just because we are not gay?"

 "All right, all right. I'll give you your license. Next."

 "Hi. We are here to get married."

 "Names?"

 "John Smith, Jane James, Robert Green, and June Johnson."

 "Who wants to marry whom?"

 "We all want to marry each other."

"But there are four of you!"

 "That's right. You see, we're all bisexual. I love Jane and Robert, Jane loves me and June, June loves Robert and Jane, and Robert loves June and me. All of us getting married together is the only way that we can express our sexual preferences in a marital relationship."

 "But we've only been granting licenses to gay and lesbian couples."

 "So you're discriminating against bisexuals!"

 "No, it's just that, well, the traditional idea of marriage is that

it's just for couples."

 "Since when are you standing on tradition?"

 "Well, I mean, you have to draw the line somewhere."

 "Who says?? There's no logical reason to limit marriage to couples. The more the better. Besides, we demand our rights! The mayor says the constitution guarantees equal protection under the law. Give us a marriage license!"

 "All right, all right. Next."

"Hello, I'd like a marriage license."

 "In what names?"

 "David Deets."

 "And the other man?"

 "That's all. I want to marry myself."

 "Marry yourself?? What do you mean?"

 "Well, my psychiatrist says I have a dual personality, so I want to marry the two together. Maybe I can file a joint income-tax return."

 "That does it!? I quit!!? You people are making a mockery of marriage!!"

 Pretty well sums it up, doesn't it??

 Meanwhile in San Francisco
Thanks Dan !

22 comments:

Race Bannon said...

They will never get it. They do not want equality, they want something different. They believe that if they are recognized, and "normalized" that it (gay marriage) will be the "same." It will not.

Randy-g said...

Good grief...Where did my country go?

Opus #6 said...

The awful part is that they have turned their agenda toward indoctrinating the children. CA public schools have mandatory gay education starting in Kindergarten. Also, gays allowed in boy scouts. Aren't boy scouts by definition under age? Why are they expressing any preference at all as children?

Adrienne said...

Count on all of the above to be "normalized" within just a few years.

cube said...

This is progress? I don't believe so. This is lunacy.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Race, first let's call it what it is, "Homosexual Marriage". Now we can deal with it honestly.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Randy, no where ... that's the problem. We're still here to watch this.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Opie, it's a drive by the PC crowd to normalize this behavior. Fly over country ain't buying it.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Adrienne, I proposed to my dog and I'm still waiting for the answer.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Cube, it's PC, and carried out by those who feel guilty for not being homosexual.

Sandee said...

The world has gone mad. Mad.

Have a terrific day Odie. ☺

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee ... YUP!

edutcher said...

San Fiasco is its own best parody.

Ron Russell said...

Damn Odie, my head is spinning. The product of two prime numbers is 713 and their difference is 8. What are the two numbers---back at you!

Proof said...

Odie: If a guy wants to marry his gerbil for the tax consideration, who are you to judge??

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, That place would scare any civilized human being.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, Yes!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Proof, I wouldn't ... I was engaged to a gerbil once.

James Butler said...

Well, If Life means Nothing to the Godless why should marriage, Family or Country or any other institution of prosperity mean anything......
Don't get me wrong, we are all sinners, but to celebrate a deadly sins is kind of like Gomorrah kind of fun...

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

James, I like equal rights, but it's the special rights I object to.

James Butler said...

Ahhh, Odie, you too are documenting Sodom, these days? Great work...
I know...
I mean if someone from another world came down and saw this whole world, they wouldn't believe the moral degeneracy...
I mean muslims already can marry 8 year olds, and marxists left in the west has already lower the age of consent to 14 or less, trying to do away with completely... Of course for the rights of degenerates, perverts, sinners and pedophiles...

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

James, I know, I know, I know....