Friday, November 15, 2013

Death Bed Confession

The 6th & Best Affair
Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside.

He looked up and said weakly:
'I have something I must confess.'

'There's no need to, 'his wife replied.

'No,' he insisted,
'I want to die in peace.
I slept with your sister, your best friend,
her best friend, and your mother!'

'I know,' she replied.
'Now just rest and let the poison work.'

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Thanks Dan !

26 comments:

Opus #6 said...

Obama is finally being called out on his lying by the MSM. Dems are panicking.

Always On Watch said...

Obama's "apology" won't do anything to curb the soaring premiums. More fraud from the Liar In Chief!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Opie, may they panic until they lose their next election.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

AOW, grounds for impeachment?

cube said...

Obama's mea culpas will excuse him from all culpability in this fiasco... he'll get a hall pass and the insurance companies will be blamed.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Cube, you've been watching the sheeples again, haven't you?

Adrienne said...

That first one was priceless.

I had a babbling customer in last week with a full shopping cart and an empty head. All of sudden she blurts out, "Oh, and I can't forget the D-Con."

"D-Con? says I.

"Yes, it's for my husband."

Me: "You know that D-Con is easily detected at the autopsy?"

It took her at least a full minute to register what I had said.

Small perks of the job...

Scott Way said...

"Now Nancy...just take your RED pill and lay back. Trust me I have it all under control!"

Sandee said...

Obama should have chocked on his BS way sooner than this. As for Nancy? Who cares. Old loony bat.

Have a terrific day Odie. :)

Ron Russell said...

Obama is destroying the health care industry. But I suspect that was his plan all along. That said, I feel he has bitten off more than he can chew. Having to take your own medicine is a bitch.

LL said...

ALL of these are timeless classics.

WomanHonorThyself said...

classic but oh so sad too Woodsy!! Have a great one my friend :-)

edutcher said...

May that first pic actually be true.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Adrienne, I put D-Con on my toast every morning ... good stuff.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Scotty, yes Nancy please do.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, better than chocking on Nancy.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, choking on his own medicine?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, I could time stamp them if you like.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

WHT, You think sad? Oh, what he's doing to us?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, one can hope.

Marine4Ever said...

The LMAO ones are so TRUE!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Marine, I love that last one.

Marine4Ever said...

Yeah, me too, Odie -- I just wish he really was!

Mr. AOW said...

Never ever confess!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Marine, May he taste it forever.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Mr. wise advise. I admitted something once and my punishment was to do this blog. These are the jokes all.