Friday, November 15, 2013

Death Bed Confession

The 6th & Best Affair
Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside.

He looked up and said weakly:
'I have something I must confess.'

'There's no need to, 'his wife replied.

'No,' he insisted,
'I want to die in peace.
I slept with your sister, your best friend,
her best friend, and your mother!'

'I know,' she replied.
'Now just rest and let the poison work.'

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Thanks Dan !

26 comments:

  1. Obama is finally being called out on his lying by the MSM. Dems are panicking.

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  2. Obama's "apology" won't do anything to curb the soaring premiums. More fraud from the Liar In Chief!

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  3. Opie, may they panic until they lose their next election.

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  4. Obama's mea culpas will excuse him from all culpability in this fiasco... he'll get a hall pass and the insurance companies will be blamed.

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  5. Cube, you've been watching the sheeples again, haven't you?

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  6. That first one was priceless.

    I had a babbling customer in last week with a full shopping cart and an empty head. All of sudden she blurts out, "Oh, and I can't forget the D-Con."

    "D-Con? says I.

    "Yes, it's for my husband."

    Me: "You know that D-Con is easily detected at the autopsy?"

    It took her at least a full minute to register what I had said.

    Small perks of the job...

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  7. "Now Nancy...just take your RED pill and lay back. Trust me I have it all under control!"

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  8. Obama should have chocked on his BS way sooner than this. As for Nancy? Who cares. Old loony bat.

    Have a terrific day Odie. :)

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  9. Obama is destroying the health care industry. But I suspect that was his plan all along. That said, I feel he has bitten off more than he can chew. Having to take your own medicine is a bitch.

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  10. ALL of these are timeless classics.

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  11. classic but oh so sad too Woodsy!! Have a great one my friend :-)

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  12. May that first pic actually be true.

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  13. Adrienne, I put D-Con on my toast every morning ... good stuff.

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  14. LL, I could time stamp them if you like.

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  15. WHT, You think sad? Oh, what he's doing to us?

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  16. Yeah, me too, Odie -- I just wish he really was!

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  17. Mr. wise advise. I admitted something once and my punishment was to do this blog. These are the jokes all.

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Put it here ... I can't wait to read it.