Deer Sur,
I waunt to apply for the secritary job I seen in the
paper. I can type real kwik wit one finggar and do
Sum Acounting 2.
I think I am good on the fone and I am a pepole
person. Pepole really seam to respond good to me.
Im lookin for a jobb as a secritary but it kant be 2
complikaited
My spelling is not 2 good but find that I awfin get a
job Bcuz of my persinalety..
My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want
to pay me and wat you think that I am wurth,
I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse 4 yore
anser.
Hopifuly I M Yore best aplicant so phar
Sinseerly,
Peggy May McBiggins
PS : I half includeded a
pickture of me B low.
Start on Monday,
we have spell check.
Thank You Nominedeus (LINK)
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28 comments:
I'd hire her too Odie - and it would have the side benefit of giving myself a raise...
Start on Monday...Be here early.
Make sure you get good work comp coverage. Her upper back muscles will be tight and painful after all the work of holding up that, er, chest.
LL, it's all about you, huh.
Randy, I give her the tour first thing.
Opie, There are a lot of volunteers to help her with that. I've already heard from LL and Randy.
That resume hurts in more ways than one! Have a great weekend!
I actually had a boss who hired a gal similar in resume and all(really). Nice girl but after speaking with her she gained the nickname of "Bubbles".
Brooke, what ever do you mean?
Christopher, great name!
Bwahahahahaha. I posted the male version some months back. Love it.
Have a terrific day and weekend. :)
Sandee, It sounds like my Chip'n Duds piece over at Woodsterman Too.
Not to be picky, but she really ought to be a little more symmetrical - the top is fine.
Other than that, she is clearly qualified.
Maybe she can get a job in the advance team for the secret service!
edutcher, She looks over qualified to me.
Bunni, she's going to be teaching the new recruits for the TSA. Can you say "Body search"?
Hired!!!!
Admiral, you get it dude!!!
She'd be as asset, in at least a couple different ways.
Peggy, you're hired. You are way out in front of all the other applicants.
:-) thanks for the linky Odie...
Teresa, I can think of a couple.
Ron, it's called office candy.
Nomie, Thank you very much for the great material.
yUR HIRd imideatly Piggy su...Yr bonis is in da male.
Scott, Shel shoo her tanks lader.
I've had to fight to keep people, but this'll be the first time I'll have to fight to hire some things... uhh... I mean, some body... uhh... I mean, some PERSON!
Marine, good lick I mean luck.
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