Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Mexican Oysters

A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day 
roaming around in Mexico .

While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious 
looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it 
look good, the smell was wonderful.

He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?'

The waiter replied, 'Ah senor, you have excellent taste! 
Those are called "Cojones de Toro",.... bull testicles from the
 bull fight this morning. A mucho grande delicacy!'
 The cowboy said, 'What the heck, bring me an order..'

The waiter replied, 'I am so sorry, senor. There is only one 
serving per day because there is only one bull fight each 
morning. If you come early and place your order, we will 
be sure to save you this delicacy.'

The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, 
and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy 
of the day. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called 
to the waiter and said, 'These are delicious, but they are much, 
much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday.'

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, 
'Si, Senor.......Sometimes, the bull wins'.
Thanks David!

18 comments:

Brooke said...

HA!

I root for the bull, anyway.

Randy-g said...

Gulp...Oh dear.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Brooke, bigger is better?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Randy, did you mean to say "Gulp"?

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahaha. Yep, sometimes the bull wins.

Have a terrific day Odie. :)

Ron Russell said...

If that cowboy was like most I met in the Valley, he would have smiled and said "bring me more"!

Opus #6 said...

Ew.

innominatus said...

Gonna take more than just a bottle of Dos Equis to chase that bad aftertaste.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, Sometimes tenderness is better than size.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, can I bring you ketchup with that?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Opie, not yummy?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Inno, I will have to agree with you on that one, unless they're deep fried of course.

Velcro said...

Awwww nuts!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Velcro, perzackly!

The Conservative Lady said...

Yikes, that matador's voice went up a few octaves that day.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Lady, especially after the cowboy ate his stones.

nominedeus said...

Bully for the bull I say right up his jacksie....

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Nomie ... just say "Yummy"!