Sunday, April 15, 2012

Letter from the Boss:



As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the 
fact that Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and 
government fees will increase in a BIG way.  To compensate for 
these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%

But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the 
dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our 
employees instead.  This has really been bothering me, since I 
believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who 
would have to go.
 
So, this is what I did.
I walked through our parking lots and found sixty 'Obama' bumper 
stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will 
be the ones to let go.  I can't think of a more fair way to approach 
this problem.  They voted for change, I gave it to them.
 
I will see the rest of you at the Annual Company Picnic.

Happy Tax Day! 

20 comments:

  1. Oh, yes - that's solution is just perfect, Odie - we would benefit with that system in place over here - just let the people go who support any of our three main political parties.

    Poetic justice!

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  2. Randy, I believe it's called Just Deserts.

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  3. Spidey, your situation is even goofier over there.

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  4. Everyone in San Francisco would be laid off. Well almost everyone. Way cool.

    Have a terrific day. :)

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  5. It's about time! Now that's change you can really believe in! Smart CEO.

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  6. And now we know why HE's the BOSS. Nothing like using some common sense to solve a problem.

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  7. Smart Boss alright...love it Odie!

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  8. Ron, we conservatives are all about common sense.

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  9. Lady, a twilight zone moment. Didn't I just write that?

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  10. You have a cruel streak, sir.

    I do admire that.

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  11. All I can say to Obamabots:

    Byeee!

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  12. If that happened where I work (at a lower education institution) there wouldn't be anyone working there anymore...maybe that would be a good thing!

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Put it here ... I can't wait to read it.