Monday, January 23, 2012

FOUR OLD ITALIAN LADIES



These four older ladies who lived in Italy
Always sat outside together near the church
And chatted about when they were younger.
One month ago they pooled their money together
And bought a laptop.
Never having been, but having heard all about Florida ,
They just happened to click on St. Augustine , FL.
They read about the "Fountain of Youth" claimed by
The Spaniards when they arrived there.
They collected up all they had left and sent for four
Bottles of the water. As soon as it arrived, they drank as directed. 
The rest of this story will make you a believer, because
Here they are today...................
No.......This is TRUE! Really!
Would We lie to you?
We have a limited supply of this water available at an 
incredibly low price of just $1,499.95 a bottle.
Seriously ..

HURRY BEFORE THE INVENTORY RUNS OUT!!!!
Make checks payable to:
"Democratic National Committee"
(You can trust us, we would NEVER lie to you!)

20 comments:

PISSED said...

HAHAHAHAH !!!

Brooke said...

Don't give 'em any ideas, Odie!

Randy-g said...

D-rats would try about anything...

Supi said...

Odie, you forgot to mention the special tax rate of 1000% for each bottle. Wait.. the people won't know it is there until the buy it.

Adrienne said...

Speaking as a little old Italian lady - I'll take two bottles, thank you very much...

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Pissed, glad you like.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Brooke, don't worry they don't need my help.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Randy, coming to an area near you.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Supi, it's all included.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Adrienne, that will be $2,999.90 please.

the cowboys blog said...

Just Hangin Out!
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-S_FIseW0aAU/Tx2f9V1f7fI/AAAAAAAAJPc/qLiKmbCpevs/s640/1350_geile_titten.jpg

Ron Russell said...

If Obama voters could use food stamps for that miracle water they would buy it---heck they will buy anything!

stopsign said...

I'm hoping food stamps don't cover water.

Teresa said...

LOL! DNC, the committee guaranteed to lie. That's "green" water isn't it? That's why it costs so much.

Madhat said...

They never lie, they just tell alternative truth!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Cowboy, I don't think that's you hanging out, but if it is I'd like to know you better. Thanks, that made my day.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, where's the line for food stamps?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Stopsign, they do they do!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Teresa, yup right out of the DNC bathroom.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Madhat, they want the ladies young for Bill Clinton.