Sunday, January 8, 2012

Donation Needed

A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside 
Washington, DC. Nothing was moving.
Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.

The driver rolls down the window and asks, 
“What’s going on?”

“Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and they’re asking for 
a $100 million dollar ransom.
Otherwise, they are going to douse them 
all in gasoline and set them on fire.

We are going from car to car, collecting donations.”

“How much is everyone giving, on average?” 
the driver asks.
The man replies, “Roughly a gallon.”


Randy-g said...

Siphon the whole damn tank!

Race Bannon said...

America was built by civic minded the name of freedom, I will donate my flint and steel.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Randy, leave just enough to get home.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Race, starter ... alright!

stopsign said...

Best Cause I've seen in a long time.~Put me down for a tank.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Stopsign, you're too generous.

Brooke said...

Best spend money, ever.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Brooke, great common sense girl.