Sunday, January 29, 2012

The Dentist

A guy and a girl meet at a bar.
They get along so well that they 
decide to go to the girl's place.
A few drinks later, the guy takes off his 
shirt and then washes his hands.
He then takes off his trousers and 
again washes his hands.
The girl has been watching him and says:

"You must be a dentist."

The guy, surprised, says:
"Yes ..... How did you figure that out?"
"Easy.." she replies, "you keep washing your hands."

One thing leads to another and they make love.

After it's over the girl says: 
"You must be a good dentist."
The guy, now with an inflated ego, says:
"Sure - I'm a good dentist. 
How did you figure that out?"
The girl replies:
"Didn't feel a thing." 
Thanks David !


Brooke said...

Ooooh. Ouch.

Deekaman said...

I hate when she says that......oops. I've said too much.


Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Brooke, some of us got it and some of us don't.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Deekaman, Some of us got it and some of us don't.

Amusing Bunni said...

Ha Ha! I bet the guy wanted some laughing gas after that ;-)

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Bunni, I'm sure he did, but she needed it.

Christopher - Conservative Perspective said...

Well this partially explains why there are no good dentists, lol.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Christopher ... dream on.

Scott said...

Novacaine should be used only as prescribed...Numbbb...

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Scott, well that explains it.

Ron Russell said...

As an old dental technicial from my days in the navy----I know the "FEELING"!!!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, she didn't.