Monday, May 16, 2011

S.T.C. ... (Senior Texting Code)

Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting, 
there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code).

ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels need oil

I got this just in time for my new iPhone

Thanks David

20 comments:

  1. Finally I can start texting... LMAO...

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  2. I am with BAA, I guess its time to learn that crap too! Hilarious Odie!

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  3. Odie, are you going to post some how to vids on texting for the the technology challenged seniors among us? Do you have an APP for that? Heh.

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  4. Born Again, I've been texting all along, but I've been spelling all of these out. It will save my wrists and a lot of time.

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  5. Randy, you know, I've been thinking of learning app design for the iPhone. That would be a great place to start.

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  6. Euripides, are you laughing at us?

    MDAL: My Depends Are Leaking.

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  7. Nope Odie, just taking my Lipitor.

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  8. Wouldn't be so bad, but some seniors try to text with rotary dial...

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  9. WTFA LOL
    just don't tell anyone

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  10. Madhat, you mean that doesn't work?

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  11. Lady, sorry I took so long to answer. I couldn't get up.

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  12. Trestin, I keep ETUM : Extra Towels Under Me.

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  13. LOL!

    ROFL... CGU is my favorite too.

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  14. Some of these are scary sounding. WTFA?!?!?

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  15. Teresa, you're too young not to be able to get up.

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  16. Admiral, That's why there's Depends.

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Put it here ... I can't wait to read it.