Monday, May 16, 2011

S.T.C. ... (Senior Texting Code)

Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting, 
there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code).

ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels need oil

I got this just in time for my new iPhone

Thanks David


The Born Again American said...

Finally I can start texting... LMAO...

Randy-g said...

I am with BAA, I guess its time to learn that crap too! Hilarious Odie!

Randy-g said...

Odie, are you going to post some how to vids on texting for the the technology challenged seniors among us? Do you have an APP for that? Heh.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Born Again, I've been texting all along, but I've been spelling all of these out. It will save my wrists and a lot of time.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Randy, get to work.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Randy, you know, I've been thinking of learning app design for the iPhone. That would be a great place to start.

Euripides said...



Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Euripides, are you laughing at us?

MDAL: My Depends Are Leaking.

Euripides said...

Nope Odie, just taking my Lipitor.

Madhat said...

Wouldn't be so bad, but some seniors try to text with rotary dial...

The Conservative Lady said...

That's my favorite.

Trestin said...

just don't tell anyone

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Euripides, LOL

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Madhat, you mean that doesn't work?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Lady, sorry I took so long to answer. I couldn't get up.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Trestin, I keep ETUM : Extra Towels Under Me.

Teresa said...


ROFL... CGU is my favorite too.

USA_Admiral said...

Some of these are scary sounding. WTFA?!?!?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Teresa, you're too young not to be able to get up.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Admiral, That's why there's Depends.