Wednesday, May 25, 2011

A Loss of Control?

Nurses aren't supposed to laugh...

"Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse. 
"I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've 
never laughed at a patient."

"Okay then," said Fred, and he proceeded to 
drop his trousers, revealing the smallest male 
part the nurse had ever seen.

It's length and width was almost identical to a 
AAA battery.

Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop 
a giggle, but it just came out. And then she started 
laughing at the fact that she was laughing.
Feeling very bad that she had laughed at the man's 
part, she composed herself as well as she could.

"I am so sorry," she said. "I don't know what came 
over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I 
promise that won't happen again. Now, tell me, 
what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," Fred replied.

She ran out of the room.


24 comments:

Supi said...

Oh my!

Randy-g said...

I thought maybe he saw some fugly wookie with bad hair in the Irish wind....

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Supi, got keep them Batteries dry.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Randy, I think you ought to start questioning your thoughts.

The Born Again American said...

I paid $50.00 for a penis enlarger... When it arrived, I opened the box to find a magnifying glass with the following warning...

Caution, do not use in direct sunlight...

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Born Again, did it work?

Scooney Adrift said...

Great way to start the day! Thanks for the laugh.

Adrienne said...

That's a variation of my dad's all time favorite joke. He's been gone for years, but I see to it his joke lives on - and now, so do you.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Scooney, that's my job here.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Adrienne, Glad to be able to bring a fond memory back.

Christopher - Conservative Perspective said...

And I thought I was going to have a bad day,,,LMAO

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Christopher, I'm glad your day will be an arousing success.

stopsign said...

I wonder what happened when she came back into the room.

Opus #6 said...

Gives new meaning to the word "Woodsterpen".

Euripides said...

*snork*

sig94 said...

Odie - What an incredibly appropriate thread to leave my thanks for catching those "Followers" over to Goomba's. Tiny little nasty dirty filthy porn icons didn't catch my eye until you spied them and ... wait a minute. Hey?

The Conservative Lady said...

Although not a nurse, I am a Lady and not supposed to laugh either..ha..huh..ha...ha..excuse me, I have to leave the room...bwahahaa....

Madhat said...

I heard of the man that made a horse cry, but he is the man that made the chihuahua laugh... He should remember to tell the ladies that it maybe small, but it is fierce...

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Stopsign, she couldn't help herself ... she attacked him.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

OPIE! now that was uncalled for ... you very funny lady.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Euripides, the Snorksterman strikes again.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sig94, when you watch as much porn as I do it's easy to spot it where it shouldn't be.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Lady, I'm glad you weren't able to control yourself.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Madhat, I'll bet he's tried everything. Even going around calling himself Biggest Little Man.