Thursday, May 3, 2012

FROWARD

 I couldn't help myself. I had to steal another
one of Dale's works. I think he's captured how
we feel about the Pantload's new campaign.
Here is my contribution to the battle ... Please steal

WalMartians Visit Us Again III

 I hope that giant box contains a giant pair of panties or some duct tape.

After that bucket of fried chicken Lulu just had to take a quick nap.
Dude, that comb over is not fooling anyone!
 I'll bet you didn't notice the comb over.

 Please tell me she has on a thong, please!
Make up your mind, fox or shark. 


Thank You Stopsign (LINK)

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

WalMartians Visit Us Again II

 Please, put down the candy!
 Ummm Mama, your ass is showing!
 Okay, which one is fake, the beard or the boobs.
 I think I am getting seasick!

Bass akwards? 

Thanks Stopsign (LINK)

Sunday, April 29, 2012

Trailer Trash

Dear Friends,
 
I want to be trailer trash. They did not cause any of the 
problems that our country faces today. They did not get 
mortgages they couldn't afford. They did not run banks 
to the ground with greed. They did not use investors for 
their personal benefit. They don't even belong to the unions 
that ask too much of their companies.
 
I'm tired of paying mortgage bills, utility bills, property taxes.

I want to live more simply, pack up the dogs and move into 
a travel-trailer.

I don't mind being called 'trailer trash', but I wanted to get 
your opinion.










What do you think about my decision?
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine..and those who don't and 
are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand.

As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

Thanks David !

Friday, April 27, 2012

I Don't Know Where Jodi Is ... So ...


Finally !

A wine

glass that

makes sense !
I

Ordered

Six !


Thursday, April 26, 2012

WalMartians Visit Us Again

 Are those earmuffs?? and a whistle??
 Back boobs? Push up butt underwear?

 Leg boobs?
Truer words have never been written on the back of a giant wheel chair.
You can't say Carl doesn't enjoy him some Turkey Day.

Thank You Stopsign (LINK)