Thursday, July 15, 2021

It's Libturd Thursday and We Have A Poem From Mikey


As promised in comments on previous potato post

I wrote this myself and declare it to be “public domain” so that readers may copy it and use it however they want.

President Potato by Mikey

A potato if elected as our President

Would outshine the new White House resident

A potato has so many various uses

Compared to Bidens’ numerous abuses

Mashed fried or baked a potato pleases

While the executive vegetable mainly just sleazes

Potato salad seasoned with dill

Will do more for your health than Fake Doctor Jill

Potatoes Au Gratin is good for the senses

While down at the border Biden’s tearing down fences

Potatoes may be red white or sweet

Snowflakes voted for Biden cause they’re scared of a tweet

Potatoes even make vodka - it’s a clean sweep

And would never select kneepads to act as a veep

Potatoes in ground will increase your crop

And rarely if ever lose a laptop

Root cellar potatoes are good for five years

Biden hides in the cellar due to handler fears

A potato leads by exemplar utility

With Biden we only get futile senility

In short that root veggie would sure get my vote

Before an idiot from Delaware whose brains missed the boat

Thank You Mikey!


  1. Nice! I wish he had been able to work in the "dick-tater" somehow.

    1. mer, he was referring to an earlier potato post. Luck of the draw placed the "Dicktater" front and center.

  2. Well, it's clear now AZ and GA were stolen. All we need is one more (MI (surprise!) looks like the next on the list) and Trump is reinstated.

    1. edutcher, we all knew it, but the MSM did their job on all the sheeples.

  3. You're welcome! It's one of those things that just sort of writes itself.


Put it here ... I can't wait to read it. I have the Captcha turned OFF but blogger insists it be there. You should be able to bypass it.