It's Libturd Thursday and We Have A Poem From Mikey

 

As promised in comments on previous potato post

I wrote this myself and declare it to be “public domain” so that readers may copy it and use it however they want.

President Potato by Mikey

A potato if elected as our President

Would outshine the new White House resident

A potato has so many various uses

Compared to Bidens’ numerous abuses

Mashed fried or baked a potato pleases

While the executive vegetable mainly just sleazes

Potato salad seasoned with dill

Will do more for your health than Fake Doctor Jill

Potatoes Au Gratin is good for the senses

While down at the border Biden’s tearing down fences

Potatoes may be red white or sweet

Snowflakes voted for Biden cause they’re scared of a tweet

Potatoes even make vodka - it’s a clean sweep

And would never select kneepads to act as a veep

Potatoes in ground will increase your crop

And rarely if ever lose a laptop

Root cellar potatoes are good for five years

Biden hides in the cellar due to handler fears

A potato leads by exemplar utility

With Biden we only get futile senility

In short that root veggie would sure get my vote

Before an idiot from Delaware whose brains missed the boat

Thank You Mikey!