Tuesday, September 17, 2019
The Cowboy
A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.
'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered.
'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman.
I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.
So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face ...
Kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.
I yelled, 'Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the sh*t out of all of you!'
St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'
'Just a couple of minutes ago...'
13 comments:
Put it here ... I can't wait to read it. I have the Captcha turned OFF but blogger insists it be there. You should be able to bypass it.
** Anonymous, please use a name at the end of your comment. You're all starting to look alike.
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ReplyDeleteBwahahahahahahahaha. That was brilliant.
ReplyDeleteI linked this post to Happy Tuesday.
Have a fabulous day, Odie. 😎
edutcher, hmmm, but Sandee loved it.
ReplyDeleteThank you Sandee!
ReplyDeleteDude! Too funny! Have a great day!
ReplyDeleteOkay - that took me a few. Not my fault - it's early.
ReplyDeleteHAHA!
ReplyDeleteThank you Kathe W.
ReplyDeleteAdrienne, Really?
ReplyDeleteUnknown, indeed.
ReplyDeleteThank you Chris
ReplyDeleteI have heard this one before, and it wasn't a cowboy, but it's still true...
ReplyDeleteBrig, true story then?
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